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May 17th 2001Blond Joke Number 1



Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9." The disciples looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, "What on earth does Jesus mean - the Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9? Peter said, "Don't worry. It's just another one of his parabolas."


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Short Jokes:

Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"

Why do Birds fly south in the Winter?Ö.. Because itís too far to walk

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.


Engineers and Glasses
     To the optimist, the glass is half full.
     To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
     To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Nov 2003 : You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is white, the best golfer is black, the Swiss hold the Americas cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick & Colon.


Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."


August 15th 2003 Lightbulb Jokes






Waiter: Tea or coffee, gentlemen?

1st customer: I'll have tea.

2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the glass is clean!

(Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: Two teas.

Which one asked for the clean glass?


Waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig!

I'm doing my best, sir. --


Waiter, is this all you've got to eat?

No, sir, I'll be having a nice steak when I get home.