A guy
found a penguin and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, "Take that
penguin to the zoo, now." Next day the policeman sees the man with the penguin
again. The policeman stops the guy and says, "What on earth are you doing with
that penguin?" The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the
zoo and now I'm taking him to the movies." 