Contents


Capital I 1

Sign Post 1

Toilet 2

Money is very sweet 2

Violin. 2

Aunty Wave. 2

Decision Tables. 3

Fall 3

Envelope. 4

Disguise. 4

Fridge  5

DOMINO.. 6

Guinness. 6

Hand. 7

Coffee Jar 7

on the line. 7

Train. 7

Elephant 8

Toast 8

Light Bulb. 8

Picture. 8

Falling Money. 9

Shamrock. 9

Hamburger 9

Hairstyle. 9

Moon. 10

Donut 10

100 Green Bottles. 10

Table. 11

Lightning. 11

Bed. 12

Nails. 12

Car 12

Clock. 12

Shark  12

Shoes. 13

Milk. 13

Curtains. 13

Wonders. 14

The Sun. 14

Cake. 15

Cup of Coffee. 15

Bus. 15

Tree. 15

Mugs  16


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Capital I

 

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                     ===     This concludes my efforts to draw a large

                     ===                          eye !!!!

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Sign Post

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                     |WAY       \

                     L__________/

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Money is very sweet

 

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xxx  xxxxx       xxxxx  xxxx         |

xxxxxxxxxx   $   xxxxxxxxxxx         |  Just a hash test.

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Toilet

 

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     x     xxxxxxzzz               an bhuil cead agam........

     x     xxxxxzzz                (Please may I...)

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     x     xxxx zzzzzzzz xxxxx

     xxxxxxx  x zzzzzzzzzzz xxx

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Violin

 

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                |=|

                |=|

                |=|

               /   \

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               ) | (

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Aunty Wave

 

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Decision Tables

 

I.e Dogs usually walk

fish usually swim

birds like emus usually walk

birds like ducks usually swim

birds like seagulls usually fly

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                     1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6

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|  is it a Dog?     |Y|Y|Y|Y|Y|Y|Y|Y|N|N|N|N|N|N|N|N|

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|  Is it  a fish    |Y|Y|Y|Y|N|N|N|N|Y|Y|Y|Y|N|N|N|N|

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|  Is it like an Emu|Y|Y|N|N|Y|Y|N|N|Y|Y|N|N|Y|Y|N|N|

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|  Is it Like a Duck|Y|N|Y|N|Y|N|Y|N|Y|N|Y|N|Y|N|Y|N|

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| IT WALKS          |*|*|*|*|*|*|*|*| | | | |*|*| | |

| IT SWIMS          | | | | | | | | |*|*|*|*| | |*| |

| IT FLYS           | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |*|

|----------------------------------------------------

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                    1-8 9-12 /14  15  16

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|  is it a Dog?     | Y | N | N | N | N |

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|  Is it  a fish    | - | Y | N | N | N |

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|  Is it like an Emu| - | - | Y | N | N |

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|  Is it Like a Duck| - | - | - | Y | N |

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| IT WALKS          | * |   | * |   |   |

| IT SWIMS          |   | * |   | * |   |

| IT FLYS           |   |   |   |   | * |

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Fall

 

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And now for a word from our sponsors Please, please do not jump out the

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That add was sponsered, created, written, donated, mailed   by mnr.

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Envelope

And I got another letter from Nick

            _____________________________  before You Know it I'll  Have the Whole

Notice how  |\                          |  Alphabet Including Delta ,gamma etc.  The Stamp 

            | \                         |  I Couldn't 'Draw' this the other way up

isn't on    |  \                        |  It's just as well since it will be

The Wrong   |   \                       |  easier to post this way. Especially if

Side?       |    \                      |  it has to go air mail. The Aerodynamics

            |     \                     |  are better this way or even better

Clever      |      \                    |  still like this

Isn't       |       \                   | 

it?         |        \                  |  

            |         \                 |  

Well I      |          \                |  

Can't       |           \               |                    

Really      |           /               | 

Say until   |          /                |       |                     

It has      |         /                 |       |                     

taken the   |        /                  |       |                     

I.Q. test   |       /                   |       |                    

i.e         |      /                    |       |                     

Is this the |     /                     |       |                      

Letter I,   |    /                      |       |                     

Is this the |   /                       | But that's only a short    

Letter Q?   |  /                        | letter what's its trajectory

            | /                         | Mr. Spock?

            |/                          |

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Disguise

 

                |   | |   |     Just a quick Disguise.....

 Kn              \ /   \ /      A pair of glasses

   0  s           0     0       and a funny nose.

    W             |     |

                  -     -

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Fridge

 

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvery strange fridge from nowhere vvvvvvvvv

|                                                                   |

| Hi I am just experimenting with the mailing facility and since you|

| are not too busy would you like to read this :                    |

|                                                                   |

|      * * * * * * *                                                |

|    *** * * * * * **  = you'll never guess what hat started out as!|

|      * * * * * * *                                                |

|                                                                   |

| MAN'S NEW RACE.......                                             |

|                                                                   |

| In the beginning .. nobody knew that it WAS the beginning because |

| nobody had seen the middle or knew about the end. In actual fact  |

| it could still be the beginning and we wouldn't know. Following   |

| this logic it could also be the end. [Musical break...            |

|                                                                   |

|                         And now the end is near ...               |

|                                                      ]            |

| But the end of WHAT?????                                          |

| The end of the human race maybe...But who is running in the race  |

| and maybe more importantly who is winning?? [Deep break....       |

|                                                                   |

|            It's not the winning or losing but the taking part     |

|                                                               ]   |

| What has that great referee in the sky planned for us, or will    |

| another totally different race start once ours has finished..as   |

| surely as the sack race following the egg and spoon race!!!!!!    |

|                                                                   |

| Will we be competing or will it be other beings altogether...maybe

| it will be a three legged race excluding most of us altogether    |

| [literary     break.                                             |

|                                                                   |

|           Four legs good....Two legs bad                          |

|                                         ]                         |

| Are we relaying our way into the next world by our good deeds or  |

| does every trip over a hurdle take us further and further away????|

|                                                                   |

| Why are all the other events empty.. the high jump bare like the  |

| overheated red planet so near to the sun. who is playing discus  |

| with the rings of Saturn and who blew the starting gun with a big |

| bang.....[Silly Break                                             |

|                  FREE A NIPPER                                    |

|                                ]                                  |

|                                                                   |

| Is the milky bar kid really looking out for us???? Why can't we   |

| see him at night? How do you get the figs into the fig rolls. Who|

| was that masked man? Does a real smartie go purple when it plays  |

| the blues? What's for tea tonight? Why is nobody ever there unless|

| you want to be alone? Why is it only the good outfits that attract|

| coffee and spaghetti to them????                                  |

|                                                                   |

| For many years men {and women} have been asking themselves these  |

| questions. As a result most of them have been put into parliament |

| or lunatic asylums                                                |

| for talking to themselves!!!!!                                    |

|                                                                   |

| Commercial break                                                  |

|                                                                   |

| Not much in these adds these days is there?                       |

|                                                                   |

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DOMINO

 

           ___________  DOMINO EFFECT WISE : It says if I can Knock 1

         /__________/|  domino And if all the dominoes are within

         |         | |  reach of each other, Then I can knock all the

         |  O   O  | |  dominoes after the one I knocked.

         |    O    | |  Or else you could just have a friendly

         |  O   O  | |  game between friends, And THEN knock the

         |         | :  Dominoes all over the table when you

         ===========:|  lose. It's more fun that way.

         |         | |

         |  O   O  | |

         |         | |

         |  O   O  | |

         |         |/         

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Guinness

 

       -----------                   Drop in for a

  (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~)               few stiches?¿

  (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~)

  (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~)

   $                $

   $                $

   $                $

   $                $  3. EXTREMELY VALUABLE 2 days in the north strand in 1943, cleaning 

    $              $   up the rubble from the bombings It is important to be these

    $              $   days.Clothes will do. These exquisite items will be demonstrated by

     $            $    an ex-service red  cross man.The END. Who mad the Man Cross?

     $            $     Was it the Chicken?

     $            $    /o  _

     $            $    \|-'

     $            $     A

     $            $   ./ L

     $            $

     $            $

     (____________)

 

Hand

 

             |  |

            /    \  

            UUUU^@

            UUUU @

            *@UU

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Coffee Jar

 

                ________________________      

               |                        |    

               |                        |    

               |______          ________|    

                |     -----------      |     

               | -----------------------|

                |                      |     

               |                        |    

               |_________      _________|    

               |       ----------       |    

               |        NESCÁFE         |     

               |_________       ________|     .

               |       ----------       |

               |                        |    

               |                        |    

               |                        |    

               |                        |    

               |                        |     

               |                        |    

               |                        | 

               |                        |     

                \______________________/     

on the line

__________()______()_____________()_____________()_________________()_______

          /\      /\             /\             /\                 /\

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Train

 

KKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKK <

[]KKK K  KK  KK  KK KK  KK  KK  KK KK  KKK  KKK  KK K   K  K  K K K  KK  KK  K <

[]KKK_K  KK  KK  KK_KK  KK  KK  KK_KK  KKK  KKK  KK_K   K  K  K K_K  KK  KK  K <

\KKK/ \KKKKKKKKKKK/ \KKKKKKKKKKKK/ \KKKKKKKKKKKKKK/ \KKKKKKKKKKK/ \KKKKKKKKKK/ <

  ^      ^^^^^^^      ^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^^

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Elephant

                           __________

                         _/____   ___\__

                        (        )(      )

                       /|                |\

                       ||        ||        ||

                       ||        ||        ||

                       \|        ||        |/

                        |        ||        |

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Toast

 

                      ______________

                     /_____________/)

                    (              )/

                     >            < /|

                    |            / | |

                    |           /  | |

                    |          /   | |

                    |         /    | |

                    |        /     | |

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                    |    /         | |

                    |   /          | |

                    |  /           | |

                    | /            | |

                    |/             | |

                    L______________I/

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Light Bulb

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                          ______

                         _________

                        (         )

                         \   z   /

                          \  z  /

                           | | |

                           +++++

                           |+ +|

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Picture

 

               Now find the Thousand words!

                _______________________________

                |\___________________________/|

                | |             oo          | |

                | |     ()())))((           | |

                | |           00            | |

                | |      _____||___         | |

                | |     /________/ \        | |

                | |     |        | |        | |

                | |     |        | |        | |

                | |     |        | /        | |

                | |     |________|/         | |

                | |                         | |

                | |                         | |

                | |_________________________| |

                |/___________________________\|

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Falling Money

 

    £       £             £             £                 £        £

         £       £             £             £                 £    £

                     £       £             £             £         

       £       £             £             £                 £     

    £       £             £             £                 £        £

  £       £             £             £                 £        £

   £       £             £             £                 £        £

£       £             £             £                 £        £

£             |[].

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        £       |\/        £

                |                £

   £                £        £

               / \                        £

              =   =                £

                                                £

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Shamrock

 

                         *****

                        *******

                   ***** ***** *****

                  ******* *** *******

                   ****** *** ******

                     **** +++ ****

                          +++

                          +++

                         +++++

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Hamburger

 

                 (===============)

                OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

                 (===============)

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Hairstyle

 

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          ___________________

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        ({{{{{O{{{{{}}O}}}}}}}})        [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

        {{{O{        (((   }O}}}        [[[[[[          [[[[

        {{{{               }}O}}        [[[[[[          [[[[

        {{{{               }o}}}        [[[[[[          [[[[

        {o{{{              }o}}}        [[[[[[          [[[[

        {{{{               o}}}}        [[[[[[          [[[[

        {{o{{             o}}o}}        [[[[[[          [[[[

        {{{{\              }}}o}        [[[[[[          [[[[

        {{o{{\\          /o}}}O}        [[[[[[          [[[[

        {o{{{              }}O}}        [[[[[[          [[[[

        {{O{{              O}}}}        [[[[[[          [[[[

 

Moon

 

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Donut

 

                    @@@@@@@@             | While I might enjoy a

                 @@@       @@@           | jam or cream doughnut

                @@@         @@@          | I find it much easier

               @@@           @@@         | to draw this kind

               @@@            @@@        | with my limited

               @@@            @@@        | character set !!!!!

               @@@            @@@        |

               @@@            @@@        |

                @@@          @@@         |

                @@@          @@@         |

                 @@@@      @@@@          |

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100 Green Bottles

 

 

 ||    ||      ||      ||    ||      ||      ||    ||      ||      ||    ||    

/  \  /  \    /  \    /  \  /  \    /  \    /  \  /  \    /  \    /  \  /  \ 

|  |  |  |    |  | || |  |  |  |    |  | || |  |  |  |    |  | || |  |  |  |  

|  |  |  | || |  |/  \|  |  |  | || |  |/  \|  |  |  | || |  |/  \|  |  |  |

 -- || -- /  \ -- |  | -- || == /  \ -- |  | -- || -- /  \ == |  | -- || --

   /  \   |  |    |  |   /  \   |  |    |  |   /  \   |  |    |  |   /  \

   |  |   |  | ||  --    |  |   |  | ||  ==    |  |   |  | ||  --    |  | ||

 |||  |    -- /  \  ||   |  |    -- /  \  ||   |  |    -- /  \  ||   |  |/  \

/  \--  ||    |  | /  \   --   ||   |  | /  \   --  ||    |  | /  \   -- |   |   /  \   |  | |  |       /  \  |  | |  |      /  \   |  | |  |      |   |   |  |   ---- |  |       |  |   --  |  |      |  |    --  |  |       --

 --    |  |         --        |  |        --       |  |         --          

        ==                     ==                   ==

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Table

 

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          ||                             ||

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Lightning

 

                  /\                  /\

                 / /                 / /

                / /                 / /

                \ \                 \ \

                 \ \                 \ \

                  \ \                 \ \

                  / /                 / /

                 / /                 / /

                / /                 / /

               / /                 / /

               \ \                 \ \

                \ \                 \ \

                 \ \                 \ \

                  \ \                 \ \

                   \/                  \/                

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Bed

 

                                    ^

                  _________________/|

                 /__________________|

                |___________________|

                ||"                ||

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Nails

 

       \___/         \____/        \____/        \____/        \___/

        | |            ||            ||            ||            |

        | |            ||            ||            ||            |  

        | |            ||            ||            ||            |  

        | |            ||            ||            ||            |  

         V             \/            \/            \/            V

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Car

 

                          --------------------\

                         / /------|---------\  \

                        / /       |          \  \

                  _____/ /)_______|________(||\  \____-;

                (0       |}       |                    )

                 (_     _|________|____________________|0ooo00

                   (   )                       (   )

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Clock

                                \ |

                                 \|

                                  o ----

 

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Shark

 

And that was before I heard of Jaws.                          

                               *

                              ***

                             *****  

                              *****  ***

                *        *******************

                ***   ******************** ****

                ********************************

                ***   ********************|||||

                *       ********************

                          ****************

                                        Ah well Near enough.

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Shoes

 

...

                  ***            ***

                 ** **          ** **

                 *****          *****

 

                 *****          *****

                ******          ******

                *******        *******

                *******        *******

                 *****          *****

                  ***            ***

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Milk

 

                               xxxxx

                                xxx

                                xxx

                               xxxxx

                              xxxxxxx

                             xxxxxxxxx

                            xxxxxxxxxxx

                            xxxxxxxxxxx 

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                            xxxxxxxxxxx

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Curtains

 

  

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        ~~~~~~~~~                                    ~~~~~~~~~

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Wonders

 

                W              W

               WWW           OOOOOO

                W           NNNNNNNNNN

               OOO         DDDDDDDDDDDDD

              NNNNN      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

               NNN     RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

              DDDDD

              DDDDD

             EEEEEEE

             EEEEEEE

            EEEEEEEEE

            E E E E E

            E E E E E            SO THERE!

           EE E E E EE

          EEEEEEEEEEEEE

          R R R R R R R               /\

          R R R R R R R        ______/__\______

         RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR       \    /    \    /

         R R R R R R R R        \  /      \  /

         R R R R R R R R         \/        \/

        R R R R R R R R R        /\        /\

      R R R R R R R R R R R     /  \      /  \

     R R R R R R R R R R R R   /____\____/____\

                                     \  /

HINT  : WALK LIKE A FRENCH EGYPTIAN.  \/

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The Sun

 

                    \  ||  /                

                    ********      

                 **************              

                ****************            

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Bus

 

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Tree

 

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Mugs

 

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